Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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