VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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