Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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