Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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