i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i just had sex bonerless
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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