i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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