So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
