I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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