I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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