I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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