You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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