Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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