I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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