too bad you live with your parents still
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
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