I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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