so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You know, be my cock's hype man.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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