that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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