All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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