thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
