He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
We left an ass print on the piano.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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