just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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