I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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