how can u be prego again
I have demons in me.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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