she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
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