This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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