Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
