You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
well you can't waste a boner
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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