So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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