If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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