The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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