Do vagina's smell?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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