he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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