found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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