That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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