I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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