Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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