Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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