Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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