How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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