Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
