Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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