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• (562): View more from California

  The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!

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  Awkward!

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  No he was cute and I said yes!

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Even the bartender felt bad for me

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties

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• (315): View more from New York

  The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit

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  There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  enjoying your night?

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  do dogs like to salsa?

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  I dont know if that answers my question or not

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