The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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