It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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