i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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