He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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