You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
you will always have a special place in my vag
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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