Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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