16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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