I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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