Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
