Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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