You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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