4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Your cock deserves a montage
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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