I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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